I have always been fascinated by all of the things to do in Las Vegas. My blog is where I share advice, experiences, and news about the always fascinating destination of Las Vegas. I detail my experiences and suggestions here in my post 100 Things To Do In Las Vegas.
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100 Things To Do In Las Vegas
1. I’ve walked the Las Vegas Strip and went through all of the casinos.
2. I’ve slept the night on a couch in the lobby of The Hotel At Mandalay Bay.
3. I’ve used the Spa Mandalay there too.
4. And then I spent the night there paying more than I’ve ever paid for a hotel room any where in the world and the bed was great.
5. I had sex there.
6. I ate at the Las Vegas Denny’s on the strip on the same trip.
7. I turned a $25 match play coupon from a craps lesson into $1,000 at the craps table at The Venetian Resort, Hotel, Casino
8. Then I lost it all at the craps tables in Bally’s Las Vegas
9. And won it all back at the craps tables in Monte Carlo Las Vegas Resort And Casino.
10. I’ve danced at the Luxor Las Vegas
11. Where my hot brunette girl and I met a hot blonde who decided to hang out with us
12. And we all went to the Penthouse Club
13. Then to dance at the Fontana Bar & Lounge
14. And finally back to the Luxor where my girl fell asleep in the bar while I continued to talk to the blonde. I got her email address but threw it away. Why? I don’t know…lol.
15. I had sex there, but the blonde wasn’t with us…what a shame..
15. I hit a royal flush at the video poker bar at the Wynn Las Vegas within 10 minutes of being there the very first time
16. And watched the Fountains of Bellagio
17. Eating outside at the Mon Ami Gabi at Paris Las Vegas
18. Did I mention I had sex at the Paris and the Bellagio and Monte Carlo too
19. Speaking of sex, I’ve been to the swingers clubs at Red Rooster and Green Door out of curiosity but I’ve never had sex at either place.
20. Unless you count the blowjob I got at the Red Rooster from my girl
21. I watched others have sex, a bunch of them.
22. We got a lap dance from the most beautiful stripper I’ve ever seen at the Olympic Garden, where I could have taken an attractive Asian girl we met to our hotel but wasn’t sure I had the green light with my girlfriend. She had just gotten married and her husband gave her the OK.
23. I had my penis size checked inside my pants at the Olympic Garden by a stripper. Now that’s there’s some fun things to do in Las Vegas. Tell your friends that!
24. I’ve been to a gay bar next to the Green Door to have drinks.
25. And watched a bunch more people have sex but I chose not to have sex here either – a wise decision in both places.
26. I’ve been to Tao Nightclub and crashed a private party where two girls came back with my girl and I
27. And we had sex at the Venetian while one of the girls used a Magic Wand vibrator and said “look at how big my cl it is” and it was big..lol
28. I’ve had a Las Vegas wedding at an actual Las Vegas wedding chapel
29. And consumated it at the Bellagio.
30. I’ve passed out at the bar in the Venetian and was administered smelling salts to wake me up while they had a throw up bag ready which I promptly used.
31. I’ve had dinner at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant
32. And went to the Anthony Cools, Uncensored Hypnotist (I didn’t volunteer)
33. And drank at Gustav’s Casino Bar
34. I fell in love with a beautiful cocktail waitress at the Venetian who I don’t even know her name. She works daytimes and is a brunette with the best cleavage I’ve ever seen. She doesn’t know. Someone please tell her. Ah…the things to DO in Las Vegas Nevada.
35. I’ve stayed for free at the Venetian, Paris and Monte Carlo.
36. I’ve eaten at Osteria del Circo at the Bellagio.
37. And danced at The Bank.
38. I’ve played craps at Planet Hollywood but the guy dealers were rude. It’s probably because the girl dealers at blackjack are hot and sexy..lol
39. While I’ve played craps at Paris and the dealers are great. They were into fantasy football in case you want to know.
40. I’ve stayed up all night partying of course
41. I’ve seen Fantasy at the Luxor
42. And Tony ‘n’ Tina’s wedding at the Rio
43. I’ve rolled for 45 minutes at a craps table while the other players professed their love for me.
44. And I only won a $100.
45. I’ve driven on the strip.
46. I checked out the Rio and the Palms
47. And played video poker at the Playboy Club.
48. Eaten dinner at the romantic Nove Italiano
49. And danced at the Moon.
50. I’ve taken the Gondola ride at the Venetian
51. And had breakfast at the Grand Lux Cafe
52. And dinner at Trattoria Reggiano in the Grand Canal Shoppes
53. I’ve had my shoes shined by a nice shoe shine girl from Kenya who works at the Venetian.
54. And eaten at the Le Village Buffet
55. I lost $200 playing casino war at the Venetian. Not one of the top ten things to do in Las Vegas.
56. I’ve been served alcohol by a naked man at the Rooster ..should have put that up there by the other stuff. Things to do in Las Vegas NV that I am not so proud of…lol.
57. And oh yeah, saw the Giants win the Super Bowl at the Rooster at a Naked and Naughty party.
58. Won a Super Bowl bet I made on a previous visit
59. I saw Anthony Cools, Raw and Uncensored again (been 7 times, never volunteered)
60. Went shopping at the Forum Shops at Caesars
61. Danced at Le Cabaret at Paris
62. Talked with a girl who sang in the band (things to do in Las Vegas for free)
63. I’ve been approached by call girls. The ones with tiny purses and cellphones
64. And hit on by a guy at Tao (passed on it)
65. I’ve ridden the Las Vegas Monorail
66. Played in a black jack tournament at the Venetian
67. Saw a lousy hypnotist show at the Riveria, I think. It was so bad I don’t even remember where.
68. Went to the Stratosphere Las Vegas Casino
69. And ate at the Top of the World Restaurant
70. Rented a tux at some place off the strip
71. Did the USA Today crossword watching a band at Mandalay Bay.
72. Watched a hot chick make out with her boyfriend at the Mandalay Bay.
73. Shared a taxi with some fashion conventioneers
74. And watched a couple mess around in another taxi
75. I’ve seen the pirate ship at Treasure Island
76. Checked out the Spearmint Rhino, girls were hot but it was way too busy.
77. I’ve seen Fantasy at the Luxor
78. And the Show In The Sky at the Rio
79. The roller coaster at New York New York Las Vegas but I didn’t ride it
80. Stayed at the Las Vegas Hilton but didn’t have sex there – what a shock!
81. I’ve eaten at The Buffet at TI
82. I flew in for a business meeting at the Monte Carlo
83. I escaped injury when a taxi cabi ran into my just opened taxi door
84. I have slept til noon.
85. I’ve been to Napoleon’s Lounge
86. Been by the House of Blue’s at Mandalay
87. Checked out Streetmosphere at the Grand Canal Shoppes at the Venetian
88. I saw the Phantom – The Las Vegas Spectacular
89. I’ve been to the pool at the Luxor
90. And to Mandalay Bay Beach
91. I’ve ridden the monorail between the Luxor and the Excalibur
92. Strolled through the MGM Mirage
93. I even saw Anthony Cools again at Excalibur
94. I lost money at the Alladin and ate at the buffet
95. And lost money at Caesars playing craps and video poker
96. Flirted with a professional women’s golfer and her dad at the craps table in Paris
97. Didn’t give a damn about the Hoover Dam
98. Ate at Burger King at McCarran International Airport
99. Watched football at Le Bar du Sport at Paris
100. And eaten at Le Cafe Ile St Louis.
So those are just some of the things I could think of to add to my 100 Thing To Do In Las Vegas post, add yours below.